Do you remember Water?

Yes, walter was my mate,
But walter, my old friend, where are you now?

The plumbers were supposed to come back yeterday to finish off as they left us without water in the kitchen. Well, that's not strictly true, the taps still work but if you turn them on water comes out of the tap, the wall and the ceiling simultaneously. Unfortunately, we both forgot once and there is that few seconds before your brain registers the unusual sound is water pissing out onto the floor...

Kitchen nightmares? You bet...