Oxymoron(s)

I read with relish that Nik Kershaw, Spandau Ballet's Gary Kemp, T'Pau's Carol Decker and Mel and Kim's Kim Appleby were all among the judging panel for the best contemporary song award which will be announced at the forthcoming Ivor Novello Awards ceremony which will take place in London on May 22nd.

To quote a drunk Scotsman outside a Hunky Dory gig circa 1996 "What's this? A f**cking time warp?"